Friday, August 10, 2012

I can hardly BEAR it (Bad Pun Intended)

The only thing this article is missing is the obligatory reference to Yogi.  At least these bears listened to Yogi’s PSA (After the jump) and left the cigarettes alone -

Drunk Bear Family Downs Over 100 Beers During Bear Rager

Bears breaking into places and behaving like adorable gluttons is totally a thing now. First, the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory incident, and now a Norwegian bear party.

A cabin in northern Norway was ransacked by a family of bears, according to cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen. And they made a night of it.

“They had a hell of a party in there. The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears.2

So either bears or humans with really bad personal hygiene.

And a taste for beer. The bears, allegedly an adult and three cubs, somehow finished off over 100 cans of beer. (I'm guessing there was less drinking than smashing, but even so.) The bears also gorged themselves on marshmallows, chocolate spread, and honey, because Norwegian cabins are the stuff of fairy tales.

Adding to the magic of this story: the Norwegian press has a way with words.

“Nilsen explained that excrement on the outside of the cabin left him in no doubt that it was a family of bears which had taken over his cabin for night of feasting and drunken revelry.”

OK, so Colorado, Norway — what's next? Adorable bear invasions always happen in threes.

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